Funny commercial on TV about a guy asking for a raise. The boss is brutal...he's so good, they should put a TV show around him.

An employee sheepishly walks into his bosses office looking for a raise.

Can I have a raise?

Sure, I can give you a raise, but if I give you a raise, won't I have to give everyone else a raise?

Uh, Yeah...

And If I give everyone else a raise, than you will be back right where you started.

Uh, Yeah...

So, a raise really wouldn't help now would it....(boss gets on the phone to secretary) move up my golfing appointment.

Uh, Yeah...

The befuddled employee leaves, but not before stumbling over various golf balls strewn about the office.

Take that Shatoushka, QUALITY TV!

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Alex